Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : Force, teeth, feet & truth
Some days, I feel the sarcasm force flowing inside of me
Other days, it’s satire
Most days, it’s both
If you’re wondering who the brain is behind Siri:
Did you know that green is my favorite color…
…but short, green men are a real turn-off no matter how well they can yodel?
Yesterday’s post was about guessing my age. I’m not worried about my friends dying around me, or dying. I’m worried that I won’t remember my username and password when the time comes…
…but worse yet, I dread the possibility of having to get a set of these before I’m 70…
I don’t want that face!
Where, you might ask, does the topic of dentures fit into a sarcasm post? Just ask my dog.
Now, I know people who had dentures before the age of 30 (ex #4 being one of them). But it’s different when it’s ME. Two years ago, I had a partial made. Did you know that everything tastes like the plastic that adheres partials/dentures to the roof of your mouth?
I don’t know about you, but plastic steak is NOT one of my favorites.
A trip to the dentist yesterday revealed at least 7 more rounds of poke and fill, with one round of poke and pull.
Yes, after a full set of x-rays and an exam, I have multiple cavities on 7 teeth and must have yet another one pulled. The dentists exact words were, “Can’t save this one.”
I didn’t know if she was talking about me or the tooth.
I need one less tooth in my mouth like a zombie needs one less brain cell.
The problem is genetics, not dental hygiene. I only have “light” plaque and my gums are healthy. That’s because I brush twice a day until everything gleams, including the tea stains. My sister brushes when she feels like it and…
Why did my sister, who is 3 inches taller than me, get the size 7 feet while I got the size 9 narrow? Do you know what shoes look like on my feet?
Was I a sarcastic clown in another life?
Don’t answer that.
The more important question is, “Why did my sister inherit my father’s titanium teeth while I inherited teeth from my mother with the consistency of chalk?”
I can answer that one with a meme
I have only one thing to say to you, Life!!!!
If Life were a human being, it would be this
©Joelle LeGendre (words, not pictures)