Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : Dog Cat Insanity
Morning with 3 cats and 6 dogs is more like military maneuvers with live ammunition.
It brings out the (rather crazed) poet in me.
…perhaps there’s a country music hit in this one:
Woke up this morning with a dog on my legs
a cat on my chest and the bed in disarray.
It wasn’t the fact that the dog didn’t care
if I was asleep or the cat was still there.
He plopped on the cat, who used all his claws
to jump off my chest to a tall chest-of-drawers.
The stupid, D@#$&d dog then stuck out his tongue
I yelled in his ear, “That’s my blood, not your dung!”
Hey, I’ve heard worse country songs before. There’s even a meme for that:
Where is dog number 7 (you might ask)
Gargoyle Dog got through our fence (we still can’t figure out how he did it) and ran after a deer or a car (there were tracks for both) and hasn’t been seen since. I hope that wherever he is he’s loved and fed. I was a mess for days, but that’s not funny so we won’t go into it.
Anyway…now that I’ve wiped my tears away so that I can see…if anyone finds a reddish-brown dog with half his ear bitten off (from a fight well before we saved his starving body) and a face like a gargoyle, please let me know.
Perhaps by now, he’s finished eating the deer, or the car, and he’ll come home.
When It comes to dog behavior, I can tell you that this isn’t always true
Sure, I go on trips for a week or three at a time each year, but I don’t run after cars or deer.
I don’t hog the bed, either. They get half and I get half. If they don’t like it, they can choose from 3 other dog beds.
If I had a couch left, it would look like this:
But a dog ate it.
I’m lucky to have this much space left on the bed
How do I live with that level of insanity?
This keeps me sane:
That’s all I have in me for the day.
Excuse me while I change my bandages.