Things we’ve learned from the movies

Too funny not to share!

bluebird of bitterness

❧ Loft-style apartments in New York City are within the price range of most people whether they’re employed or not.

❧ Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at that precise moment.

❧ The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.

❧ Laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communications system of any invading alien society.

❧ If you’re outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts, your enemies will wait to attack you one at a time, dancing around in a menacing manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.

❧ When you turn out the light and go to bed, everything in your bedroom will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish.

❧ Rather than wasting bullets, maniacs prefer to kill their enemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gasses, lasers, and man-eating sharks, which will allow their captives…

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