Things we’ve learned from the movies
Too funny not to share!
❧ Loft-style apartments in New York City are within the price range of most people whether they’re employed or not.
❧ Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at that precise moment.
❧ The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.
❧ Laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communications system of any invading alien society.
❧ If you’re outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts, your enemies will wait to attack you one at a time, dancing around in a menacing manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.
❧ When you turn out the light and go to bed, everything in your bedroom will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish.
❧ Rather than wasting bullets, maniacs prefer to kill their enemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gasses, lasers, and man-eating sharks, which will allow their captives…
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When confronted by an evil villain, you have time until he finishes revealing to you his entire secret plan to save yourself.
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That always cracked me up, too. Real life villains don’t have time for that. 🙂
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