Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : I got nothin’

I don’t have any reason to share this meme.  I just thought it was funny. 

Anyone with a cat on a crusade for food understands.

No one is presently at home inside my head and you know what they say…

If you don’t have a mind, it doesn’t matter.

All that needs to happen now is the craniectomy. 

In an effort to bore myself to sleep, I’ve been listening to YouTube meditation muzak. 

What I awoke to wasn’t running-water- flute=music. 


Did you know that there is one video with 8 hours of nothing but 3 notes played over and over and over again? 

Don’t believe me?  Listen to this for 5 minutes — if you dare…

After being in sleep paralysis for what seemed to be an eternity, I finally crawled my way to the speakers so that I could turn the D@%$ed thing off!

It’s enough to make a sane person see red.

Being at a loss for sleep, I needed to write something…anything…

even if it was only a 3 word post.

Here’s something you may not know about Tourette Syndrome — it’s not just repetitive movements of the body, but of the brain as well.

If only I could purge those 3 notes from my brain.  Hurtz is right!

Do you know how often people ask, “Why can’t you just stop it?”

Were I to have no self-control, there would be a string of bodies from Florida to California every time someone asked that question.

My reply?  “I’ll be sure to ask why you can’t stand on both legs the next time you break one.”

Here’s the one truth I know about Tourette’s

Now that I’m up

Hey!  If you can’t laugh at yourself, everybody else will do it for you.

Did you know that only 10% of people with Tourette’s will throw curses at you?

I’m not one of those people.  If I throw a curse at you, I guarantee you deserved it.

If you’re wondering where I’m going with this — I got nothin’.

Here.  Have a cute cat meme…

…while I try to exchange the 3-note excuse for meditation (that presently haunts me) into Beethoven’s 9th played by an orchestra of kazoos. 

I’ll leave you with this mental movie from the 1970’s.

If you’re not ready to crush a kazoo after this…

Now I’m NEVER going to get 2001 A Space Odd-ezee out of my head!