Not connecting the dots.
Have you ever had one of those days?
The kind where someone sends you a report and you completely miss the obvious?
“Why didn’t you take that paragraph out?” I demand.
“See the red blob in the middle of the page?
“Yes?”
“The one with strikethrough?”
I turn as red as the paragraph and mutter out a weak, “Oh.”
I’d like to call it “penguin syndrome”
I mean…really? What kind of bird swims to Antarctica to have one egg and then leaves dad to stand in one place in the middle of winter to guard it until it hatches?
I wonder…was I a penguin in another life?
Well, if I wore a watch, I could call it THIS kind of day:
Yep…and I couldn’t type, either.
What was I talking about?
Where am I?
um…
Although I have trouble answering that question at times, I can still recite my entire driver’s license number.
Is there such a thing as AlzSometimers?
The answer to mistakes is, “They’re just plain fowl!”
Hope tomorrow is better. If not, I might get my head lopped off.
Personally, I’d rather wake up with my brains intact.
If I could only remember where I parked them.
The dogs are snoring. I must be home.
I agree with the first guy–it’s aliens!
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That’s my go-to thing to humorously blame everything on. It used to be gremlins. 🙂
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Yeah I remember those gremlins. I used to drive a green one.
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I had a friend who bought one. And I was jealous until the repair bills stated to come in. I should’ve been named Lemons. 🙂
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Luckily I never bought a Lemon
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So I typed Gary Oldman without the R into Google…
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And lived to tell about it…. 🙂
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I had that kind of day yesterday! I even packed my lunch for work last minute. Got my sandwich and banana, threw them in my lunch bag, put it in the fridge and then went to work lol. Oh well my lunch for today is ready at least! Love this post.
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Wonder if there was something in the air yesterday. We were been gassed with chemtrails that cause AlzSometimers. 🙂
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Dogs understand the meaning of life: eat, sleep, poop, repeat.
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Because they leave the worrying to us. 🙂
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Sounds like you had a really interesting day? The worst days are when you have to multitask while trying to recall your ABC’s!cheers,H
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That is a great way of putting it!
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