Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : Succumbing to the ravages of time
You see them on the street — old people with canes, wheelchairs and walkers. You scoff at them and rush past while taking a bite of your burrito. Then, as you sip on your soda, you wonder how they ended up in that shape.
Well… you see — it started a long time ago in a decade far, far away.
A bit of advice for those of you who like to rock climb
I saw the following on the back of an SUV at a nursing home when I was 50, only there was no turtle attached to it. I think it was a sign.
Two months later I was in outpatient surgery getting my retinas lasered back into place and scleral buckles sewn into both eye.
Before surgery, my eyes didn’t hurt. Of course, I would’ve been blind and pain free without it, but some days you just gotta weigh the options and say, “Screw it, I can grab an Ibuprofen.”
At the time, I was working out and could carry a 120 pound man on my back in piggy-back position.
Obviously, I didn’t see this one coming:
After my eye surgery, I found I’d hit a milestone
Yep. I’d lived long enough to find a way to terrify my family. All I had to say was, “I’m driving.”
Back to the guy too focused on his burrito and soda to think about what that was going to do to him 2 decades from now.
That’s the problem. We think we’ll be 20 forever. Then 30 comes along and we’re wondering, “What did I do to deserve this?”
Well, what’s the alternative, a craniectomy? I advise you not to lose your head over the big 3 point 0. When you’re 50, the age of 30 is going to sound pretty d@%#ed good.
But having an unhealthy diet isn’t the only thing that kills. It just kills you slowly as it sucks the life out of your brain and your joints.
Want to die quicker? Here’s a suggestion.
So you’re probably wondering, “What does the old bag writing this post look like?”
I’m the one in pink.
Ah, the power of vitamins!
Ah gee gravity. Would you just give me a break?
You look mawvalous.
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LOL! You must have my visual impairment — or it might be the tiny picture. 🙂
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This one made me laugh… you look pretty good for your age, and so does the woman in blue!
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Hi, Linda! Thanks for reading my blog and letting me know it made you laugh. 🙂
Laughter is the desired outcome for this goal. 🙂
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Some days I’m six and laughing hysterically at something not funny. Some days I’m 102 and wondering why the hell I’m in the kitchen. Most days I’m shaking my head and happy to be alive.
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Well I had a good laugh. And you do look well…HAPPY NEW YEAR to all you lovelies.x🐶🐶🐶😻😻💞🐾🐾🐾🐾
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Spot on! The only people who can understand that is someone who is living it.
Most of the time, my brain still thinks it’s a 16 with wrinkles and I’m looking at my mother’s face in the mirror — but she was prettier. 🙂
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Like this! Great way to end the year on a laugh or two.
Note: are you still doing the TMAT120?
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I posted for December, but everyone must have been busy during the holidays — comments but no one provided a link.
I have the one for January set to post next Thursday but the rules have changed. I’m asking people to put their entry into the reply section. If people want to pick a winner, it can be determined by the number of likes to a reply 🙂
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Oh! My link didn’t work again (have had a few problems). Glad you’re still doing it though. Happy New Year!
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I thought no one had replied. 😦
Thanks for letting me know that you tried. My apologies.
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Not a problem. I shall look forward to January’s prompt!
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Head, shoulders, knees and toes is what I often say to my Chiro. She gives me a look and I clarify. Ok, everything hurts! Just everything. Please fix it! Cheers, H
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Yes, a month without chiropractic is a month of pain. Chiropractors are underrated. 🙂
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Thanks for the laugh!
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I like providing laughs — when I can. 🙂
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