Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : A trip to the vet
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Dingo Dog: What was that?!
Fat White Dog: The sound mom makes when a cat digs it’s claws into her thigh. Why are you so jumpy?
DD: Mom left me!
FWD: She took you to the vet for tumor removal.
DD: They shaved my back!
FWD: So?
DD: It’s winter!
Mom: What the %&$*?
DD: Is she looking at the vet bill again?
FWD: No. The Tiny Terror pushed your medicine off the table.
DD: That’s the scary rattling sound? It’s traveling all over the house.
FWD: And mom is trying to chase it down.
DD: Is mom punishing me? Did I do something bad?
FWD: Yes.
DD: YiPyIp…OMG! What did I do wrong?
FWD: You walked in the door as a puppy.
Mom (petting DD head vigorously): Dingo, sweetie pie. Are you all right? Does your booboo hurt?
DD (curling up next to a warm human tummy): Maybe mom loves me after all.
FWD: Whine…whine…whine. What am I, a Christmas ornament?
DD: You need therapy.
FWD: You’re right. I’ll go roll in some dirt.
Awww I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry…..i felt sorry for Dingo Dog then at the end felt sorry for Fat White Dog……loved it.x🐶 x
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Thanks. 🙂
Erma Bombeck was once asked which of her children were her favorite. Her answer: The one that’s sick. FWD had 2 fatty tumors removed several years ago. The other dogs weren’t happy with her preferential treatment, either.
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So cute. Hope Dingo Dog is better now.
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I always get my 4-footed companions the shot for pain beforehand and the pills for pain afterward. He seems to be doing well — except he wants to go out and roll in the sand. He has to be closely watched to ensure he only goes out to pee and poo. 🙂
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Such wit! Hope bald/cold doggie is ok for Santa!
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With 3 cats and 6 dogs, a tree is out of the question. 🙂 I have no doubt that they will have plenty of treats to enjoy. Mostly, Christmas around here consists of Carols sung from a YouTube video.
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