The “K” words

Kazoo! Kazoo! Kazoo!  Who do you kazooing think you are!

What the Kazoo?

You’re a Kazooing Klownhole.  I get nothing but Kazooing Kat from you!

You’re a Kazooing Kazooer!

Let me see if I can summarize in a few words what cable TV is trying to tell my children.  

“Who do you think you are.  I’m angry.  You take more than you give and you’re not worth my time.”

You Kazooing Klownhole!  That’s what I was Kazooing trying to say!

I take umbrage to that word!


Leave it to cable TV to teach our children that it’s acceptable to have a 300 word vocabulary.