Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : Not normal

 

Writing the first chapter is the hardest part of getting into NaNoWriMo. I don’t write about dark and stormy nights, knights or fights.  I write about stranded aliens.

I have to get back to writing my 50,000 word novel for this month, so here are a bunch of writing memes that might or might not satisfy your sarcastic funny bone.

Grandma…Grammar…isn’t that what you call her in Boston?

But, alas, I digress.  Back to the subject of writing.

I’d like to say this

But the truth is more along these lines

Did I mention I was a music major during my first year of college?

When the dogs refuse to talk with me, I’m never alone

Unfortunately, writers tend to have insomnia, and this is one of the reasons

All the advice you ever need to know about being a writer was summed up by Hemingway before I was born

Well, that slave driver inside my head called OCD is telling me that duty calls

So I’ll leave you with one last piece of advice before getting back to it

No…I don’t listen to that piece of advice either.  I write and let someone else edit without mercy.

A writer knows the truth...