Thursday photo prompt – Ebb – #writephoto
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There are certain words in the English language that I have never liked. One of them is “ebb.” It sounds like a name that a woman with a 200 word vocabulary would give her 20th child.
“Hey, Bart. This here’s Ebb. I just borned ’em.”
“Ya hain’t cleaned ’em off yet, Lulu. He still got the paste on ’em.”
“It’ll wear off in a few days.”
“Why you still naked ‘n bleedin’?”
“I dug a hole for’s it to run in, ‘long with my poop ‘n pee. I’ll throw that dirt in my garden a few weeks from now.”
“Wait’ll you see what’s comin’ out next!”
That’s all I have in me for the day. I can’t say the same for Lula, whose bowel evacuation just asphyxiated everyone in her one-room shack.