Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : HalloThanksMasKaYear
That season is upon us, the time when Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, Hanukkah, and New Year’s become one giant holiday. it reminds me of how everything from Jacksonville to Key West became one giant city…
Too many people with too much time and nothing to do but eat and watch football.
I walked into the Dollar store to find that Halloween Candy was in one aisle and Christmas candy was in the other.
It’s a good thing that candy canes never go bad — unless you live in Florida and don’t have air conditioning. Then you have a sloppy gelatinous mess.
Believe me when I tell you there isn’t a spoon small enough to scoop it out of the wrapper.
Some people just give up and lump it all into one artistically suspect design.
Including the usual traditions
Others toy around with traditions
Still others can’t wait to get started
Some people just can’t get into the holiday spirit
But then again, cat people have a way of getting even
candy buyer’s remorse can be terrible.
But we all know where the problem really started
It continued into the next month
I know…the whole 3-month holiday extravaganza makes no sense, but tell me…does THIS make sense?
It all comes down to this
I think it’s safe to say that only a dysfunctional people create holidays where they stuff themselves silly for 3 months and hate themselves for it in January. But how many of us get to see our relatives at other times during the year?
If you live where there’s an insane amount of food at your disposal, this is going to happen..
…and too many people forget where food really comes from.
I’ll leave you with one thought about a society with so many holidays people love, hate, and sometimes create other holidays just for the hell of it…
Yes it’s silly, pointless, and funny.
Unless you live in a 3rd world country
If you don’t see the humor in that meme, here’s a reminder of where it came from..
Here, Cameron…Go watch Ferris Bueller’s Day Off and have some turkey…