SENSELESS SUNDAY SARCASM : Put Upon #Dogs
Errrrr Dog: Mom just gave me a bath. I’m so exhausted! Do you think other dogs are treated as badly?
Other Brother Coon Cat: I wouldn’t know.
Errrrr Dog: Why doesn’t she give you a bath?
OBCC: She’s been on the wrong end of my claws before. She knows better.
Errrrr Dog: That’s it! Next time, I’ll bite her!
OBCC: I wouldn’t suggest it. I can claw her all I want and hide in the woods. If a dog bites a human, he’s taken to the pound never to be heard from again.
Dingo Mutt: I got a bath too. I don’t want another bath! Is the pound worse than this?
OBCC: You’re a bunch of whining losers! Don’t you know there are dogs who would give anything to sleep with mom on her bed?
Dingo Mutt: Show me one dog and I’ll quit complaining about it!
OBCC: How about 2?
Errrr Dog: What about you? Aren’t you afraid of going to the pound?
OBCC: You jest. Mom can’t live without me.