Senseless Sunday #Sarcasm : Mommy Dog
Rottie Mutt: Why are you being so nice to me?
Fat White Dog: Because I’m the Mommy Dog.
Errrr Dog: No one loves me. Grrrrr.
FWD: It’s not like you try to be loved. If a piranha mated with a porcupine, you’d be the offspring.
Errrr Dog: One day I will bite you for your insolence.
FWD: You’d have to grow a few teeth back and be able to reach my neck first.
RM: Both of you guard mom’s door and growl at me. When I come in at dawn to wake mom up, you growl at me. Then, when I’m trying to sleep, the only female in our pack starts licking my face.
FWD: Do you like being licked?
RM: I love it! Why do you growl at me when I try to lick mom?
FWD: I don’t lick mom in the face because…
RM: ….you’re the Mommy Dog?
FWD: No. Because Mom doesn’t like being licked. You’re too dense to understand that a push on your snout, and the word “no” are her way of saying, “don’t do that,” so I growl at you when you try.
Errrr Dog: Mom loves her best.
RM (happily sprawled out to enjoy FWD’s attention): And with good reason.