Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : Too Lazy to step in 2 tutu’s.
On Mother’s Day I’m thankful I didn’t have twins.
These are the nightmares mothers of twins face every day.
Enduring their dating years
Fielding stupid questions
…and if THAT doesn’t work
Maybe more women would rush out and have babies if they knew about this:
Fraternally explaining
Two terrible 2’s
Necessity is the mother of invention
And, finally…
…how to create a twin with an anxiety problem:
Happy Mother’s day to everyone, whether the mother of triplets, twins or singles…
…if
- you’re awake,
- not comatose, and
- haven’t hit your husband over the head with the blender he just gave you, when you’d asked for 3 hours at the spa while he watched the kidlets.
I love as a single barren spinster you point out another great thing about being a single barren spinster! Twins run in our family and apsrently skip a generation…..Bless!
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I’d imagine that having twins as your first foray into motherhood would be a lot like telling someone you want to learn to swim and then finding yourself dumped into the middle of the pacific to learn it. 🙂
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These are great! Happy Mother’s Day to you!
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Thanks. 🙂
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