Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : Children


Dad said Grandma’s house was “rustic.” I think he meant “rusty.”

I wanted to visit with Fat White Dog because she’s my favorite.  I asked Grandma why she couldn’t put the other 5 in her office.  She said they’d turn it into a junk pile trying to get out.

She laughed when I said, “It would match everything else around here.”

I don’t understand grandmas.