Interview with the ghost of America past
Here’s my contribution to the Nudge Wink Report for the month.
Hope you enjoy my bizarre sense of
To boldly glow where no ghost has glowed before.
“Harry! Give me one of those low-fat organic berry surprise bars!” I yelled out, straightening my perfect bright yellow dress accessorized with red beads, a red belt and red shoes.
“Here ya go,” Harry said, careful not to touch my perfectly coiffured nails and salon softened hands with his filthy ones. I took my usual 2 bites and threw the remainder back to him for disposal.
“You’ll be on air in 3…2…”
Holding the microphone with nails accented in cherry red, I began my investigative report.
“I’m here at the ruins of a family home nestled on the base of a mountain in Virginia. Reports from the construction crews say that some old lady in a print dress and apron keeps chasing them away from this…this hovel.”
Harry pointed to a construction worker wearing a…
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