Friday Drivers….really?
As I was being driven home from work in a car with 6 dogs, I contemplated the woman sitting at the green light who acted like she had nowhere to go.
Finally, she moved! And hesitated, wondering if she should go straight or make a left turn. No, there weren’t any cars coming from the other direction.
Then there was the guy coming up fast behind us in the left lane who cut us off so he could put on the brakes and make a right at the next turn. Is someone going to die in those 10 seconds it would take to slow down, get in the right lane, and turn?
Some days, I swear I could drive better than most people on the road — wearing my reading glasses and with a patch over one eye.
DRIVERS!!!! A 7-letter curse word!
FRIDAY drivers!!!! A synonym for brain dead
MONDAY drivers!!!! Another word for Zombie.
What you’re about to read makes no sense, but it should make you laugh.
How young people see old drivers
How old people see young drivers
how rednecks look at driving in general
How everyone thinks I drive
What I’m thinking when people ask, “Really? You drive?”
Really, I drive more like this:
…on roads that look more like this:
So take that and stick it in your…
A delightful and funny post. Thank you for sharing. ☺☺
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We all need a laugh to take off the edge and, unlike a Margarita, there’s no hangover. 🙂
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My wife never suffers fools lightly while driving. I found myself doing the same thing, this past Thursday, when a driver cut me off making a left turn from the far right lane. I did a quick once-over to check the license tag. It was a local, not a snow bird–which made it worse.
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I know what you mean. You’d think the locals would know better.
The vehicle that cut us off was a red sports car. I could’ve bought 2 mid-priced cars for what that one cost! You’d think that someone who could afford a car that expensive wouldn’t be pulling in front of a 25 year old station wagon going the speed limit.
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So needed that. I always say people get their drivers license out of weeties packets. And yet I’m not allowed to drive! I got my license in time to be diagnosed with my AVM. My first neurosurgeon thought I was high risk for an epileptic fit. He told me to give it back. Hell NO! Getting my license at all was such an achievement. But I’ve not driven since. I can live with that. I am not an idiot. Cheers,H
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I knew exactly what you mean. It’s good to have a driver’s license in case you need to drive in an emergency, but you’re very responsible about when you’ll use it.
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