Stream of Consciousness Saturday #SOCS : So….I’m back to work
Well…
If it’s true that you reap what you sow, I’m experiencing an amazing harvest.
In a GOOD way.
After 2 months and 8 days of retirement, I received an unexpected phone call, “Would you consider coming back to work for a few months?”
How about ‘until I die,’ I thought.
After 2 months where my “disposable” income hovered around $50, I said, without hesitation, “Yes.”
You have to understand something very important. Most people think of disposable income as money to go to restaurants or movies, buy cars and save in the bank. That $50 was my food allowance for the month and whatever was left over went to buy potato chips (the stacked kind that loosely meet the definition of a pressed potato-like substance).
It seems that my job isn’t as easy as I make it look, or so I’m told. From my point of view, I just happen to fit into a very narrow window for a job that requires a crusty bureaucrat who excels at being a professional nag and doesn’t care if you’re in the bathroom with diarrhea at the moment — this form MUST be signed NOW.
There’s this pesky problem called “recoupment” (aka payback) if these 200+ reports a year aren’t completed before the deadline.
My retort to protestations over my rather obsessive outlook on avoiding payback has always been, “I don’t care if you like me, I’m not here to be liked.”
So then, what exactly do I do? I sew a perfect quilt out of the pieces of information I’m given and write it into a report that gets signed by 4 people. Then I track where the report has gone and call when it isn’t back after a few days or hunt it down if I have to. I copy it, mail it, distribute it in-house and go on to the next report.
I couldn’t understand why a WHOLE lot of people I rarely ever see, came up to me and said, “I’m glad you’re back.”
Why, you might ask, would anyone want to see the Southern version of Maxine back at work?
It would be nice to delegate an essential part of the job, copying and dissemination of these reports, to 40 different people in 14 different buildings and expect 2 others to do the tracking. Unfortunately, people already overworked who are trying to do their own job are going to put someone else’s responsibility to the side.
The resulting chaos, as I understand it, was a lot like trying to herd porcupines during a meteor storm.
Whether I’ve reaped what I’ve sown, or sewed what I’ve cut…It feels good to be appreciated!
It’s nice to be needed (even if not loved) 👍😃
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It makes a world of difference. 🙂
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It’s always good to be appreciated. Unfortunately, it rarely happens.
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I feel very fortunate, indeed.
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Having worked before your expert handling of these documents and after them once they’ve gone thru the gamut of your “tracking”, when you said you were retiring my feelings were mixed. How many would they need to hire to get *half* the job done that you did routinely? and “it’s about time you had some time for yourself”. The company and the State will have to realize that 1.YOU cannot live forever, 2.no ONE person will be able to the job you have done all these years, and 3.how many well trained people will it take to do half of that job…. let alone do it according to spec.
*DJ*
“ Blowing out the other person’s candle will NOT make yours shine brighter.”
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Wow! It’s great to have the perspective of someone who was there watching me do it.
It’s going to take a few weeks to get back into the saddle again, but once I’m able to get a system into place again, I won’t be fumbling around like I did on my first day back.
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I agree it’s nice to be appreciated … and they did respect your special health needs, and showed appreciation in some ways … but in my mind this is just a wee bit of “too little, too late”.
*DJ*
“ Blowing out the other person’s candle will NOT make yours shine brighter.”
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Sounds like you were just the person for the job!
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You’re correct.
I feel so blessed to have found the right people to work with, who understand the need for accommodations to do the job (text reader, large screen, very low lighting that’s NOT fluorescent). 🙂
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I love it! Have the time of your life and enjoy the energy of being the “It Girl!” ❤
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As soon as my present case of brain fry subsides, I should be able to do more than fumble around trying to put the pieces of a cannibalized office back together again. 🙂
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Good for you! But I don’t get the “Maxine” reference?
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Maxine is a character, based on the relative of a Hallmark card artist.
Here are a few examples of “Maxine” (cartoons are past the images of Maxine in a chair).
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I recognize her now
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You’re a great writer. I really enjoyed the way you articulated things with the written word. Truly, you’re an artist. 😉
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Thanks. 🙂 I appreciate the compliment.
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