Senseless Punday Sarcasm
I’m feeling lazy, the dogs aren’t talking, and both cat’s are too cold to be…well…catty.
So, for today, I’m going to be really, really meme.
And if you think that’s baaaad, I know my daughter is going to love this one
I’ll end this tragedy with a joke I made up in 1982. I actually won 2 tickets to a play “Do Black Patent Leather Shoes Really Reflect Up?” If you’ve never heard of it, don’t worry. You probably never heard of my joke, either:
A scientific expedition studying the ocean found a dolphin having trouble swimming. Once he was captured it was discovered that he had a foot on each side of his body instead of fins.
One scientist said, “What an excellent chance to study this evolutionary anomaly.”
The other said, “Poor thing, why don’t we remove the problem and let him go.”
To which the first replied, “That would de-feeting the porpoise!”
You are right I had not heard of that joke before…and now I have…..hmmmm…
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The play is in the annals of obscurity, just like my joke (BTW, I was considering taking an “n” out of annals, but decided against it). 🙂
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Oh go on dare ya…lol….we have both been in plays that are now lost in the anals of the hysterical past…
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GOOD ONE!!!! 🙂
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I made a meme out of it, and it’s going to be posted on Wordless Wednesday.
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I’ll keep an eye for it…
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I like the Dolphine one!
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Thanks. 🙂
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U R welcome 🙂
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That’s terrible. Muriel!
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I’ve been called many things in my life, but it’s the first time I’ve ever been called Muriel. 🙂
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Sorry. Aussie quote from Muriel’s wedding.
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LOL!
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Cheered up my dreary Sunday,thank you.
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Glad to help bring cheer into your life. 🙂
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Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog.
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Thanks, Chris. 🙂
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Thank YOU for posting Joelle 👍😃
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I love a good laugh in the morning . . . .even if it ends on a groan! (:D)
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Thanks. 🙂
I love a good groaner, too. 🙂
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Not one of your best, sis.
*DJ*
“Someone told me I was delusional. I almost fell off my Unicorn!!!”
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I’ve found, during my climb through the oranges groves of life, people either love puns or they hate them. I am the farmer, but my sister is the ladder. 🙂
Orange you glad you read this?
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I like them and I liked this one and the oenges, however you do have some really great ones too.
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My sister used to hate when I started do a run on puns. Her when ex-husband and I started exchanging the puns, she’d leave the room. 🙂
For her, some days were pun-ative.
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Canine Pokémon=”Barkatchu”
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LOL!
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We are laughing like this stuff is funny or something… Ah yes. ya done good here… 🙂
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Thanks. 🙂
I love making people laugh.
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ba-dum-bum! Love it!
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Thanks. 🙂
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Definitely my laugh for the day!
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Good to hear it. 🙂
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Hahahahaha! Love the memes! They’re very punny!
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Thanks. 🙂
It’s fun to look for them. If it makes me laugh, I figure it’s going to do the same for others. 🙂
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