SENSELESS SUNDAY #SARCASM: #Cats #Dogs and new years
Other Brother Coon Cat: What’s that sound?
Rottie Mutt: It’s okay, little buddy.
OBCC: Okay? The sky is on fire!
RM: People work fire into the sky on New Years Eve.
OBCC: It’s December. They do the same thing in July. Why?
RM: Humans are strange. No one knows why they celebrate New Year’s twice when there’s only supposed to be one.
OBCC: Can’t they pop fire in the sky that’s silent?
RM: How would I know? I’m still trying to understand why they yell at me when I lift my leg to pee in the kitchen.
OBCC: Who wants to begin a new year in winter? Why not do it in March, when flowers start to bloom.
RM: New year, new life. That makes sense.
OBCC: Why can’t humans make sense?
RM: I stopped thinking about things like that once I had a warm human to cuddle next to, and a perpetual food bowl.
OBCC: Typical dog. Your standards are too low.
RM: And you’re the one hiding under me, shivering in fear.
OBCC: That’s because you’re expendable.