Senseless Sunday #Sarcasm: OBCC frets
Mom hopped on a bird and flew far away to a place called Oklahoma City.
If I find that bird, I’m going to kill it, eat it and scatter the feathers.
But if I do that, mom won’t fly home.
The horror of it all!!!!
I left mom a present on her desk, where I usually sleep.
It’s the only way I know of to tell her how much I love her warm lap, the way she opens a can for me when I sit on her keyboard, and how she laughs with joy when I try to take her mouse hostage.
If she sees my present maybe she’ll never, ever, leave me alone with my brother and 6 dogs again.
My brother said I shouldn’t have.
What do you think? Is he overreacting?