Senseless Sunday Sarcasm: Humans vs. Common Sense
Fat White Dog: Hey mom! Why do humans try to control time?
Me: Humans have no common sense.
Fat White Dog: I knew that.
Me: D@%&#D Daylight Slavings time!
Fat White Dog: Why, when it’s midnight, are you supposed to fall back an hour? Why don’t you fall back a half hour instead and never change the time again?
Me: Stop barking! I’m trying to think! (looks down at hurt puppy face). I so sorry. Her such a good girl (pat on the head, pat…pat). Awwww…her sooooo cute!
Fat White Dog: D@%&#D humans. Why do I bother?
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The time changes mess with my poor old lady head and my sleep (what sleep I get) is thrown off even more for about a week!
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We could be insomnia twins.
The concept reminds me of the old Ann Landers joke about the woman who had to cut both ends of the ham off before putting it into a pan.. 🙂
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I love that dog
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She sleeps next to me, with her head over my thigh or on my chest. If she thinks another dog is going to hurt me (anything from jumping on me to trying to lick me), she growls at them (my protector 🙂 ) She came to live with us when she was 1 1/2 years old and was skin and bone (her former person had abandoned her). She couldn’t stand to have anything over her head. You can’t tell it from this picture, but she likes to eat. 🙂
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I have already compiled one witty but sarcastic comment about daylight savings today……simple answer. Wine! And I don’t even drink, so I can’t fix daylight savings.
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Sounds as good as any answer. 🙂
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