Senseless Sunday Sarcasm: #cats

cat-converse

Coon Cat:  The human ordered me to, “sit.”

Other Brother Coon Cat:  And you let her live?

CC:  The human with white hair on his face ripped me off of her.

OBCC:  And you let him live?

CC:  I had to leave one of them intact.

OBCC:  Why?

CC:  Someone has to open the cans.