WRITER’S QUOTE WEDNESDAY #WRITING CHALLENGE THEME-“Comedy” #WQWWC
I find that cats and dogs provide me with an endless supply of entertainment and humor. But I always keep a roll of paper towels around for instant clean-up.
Dingo Mutt: There’s a cat eating grass next to us.
Fat White Dog: So?
Dingo Mutt: He thinks he’s a dog.
Fat White Dog: Munch…munch…munch. Stop staring at me!
Dingo Mutt: (Turns toward the offending feline) You’re eating our grass!
Other Brother Coon Cat(OBCC): MeArf?
Fat White Dog: (Incredulous look) That’s sick! Just, plain SICK!
OBCC: (licking at his stomach) Me…Ow! Me…Ow! (Rushes into the house)
Fat White Dog: Finally! We don’t have to put up with that disgusting creature retching his guts out!
Dingo Mutt: You’re all talk! I’m the one who has to lick up the mess he makes.
Fat White Dog: You know I prefer the stuff that comes out of the other end.
Dingo Mutt: I hate picky eaters.