If my life were a song title

It’s 3:00 in the morning.  


Only 10 minutes ago, the 68 pound Fat White Dog nestled next to me, taking most of the covers with her.  


It helps to have a sense of humor when you wake up with an oven on one side of your body and a freezer on the other. 

If I wrote a song about my life, this might be the title:  

Everything smells like dog


You’re a breath of fresh hair.

 Now it’s your turn.  What song title(s) would sum up your life?