A Thanksgiving Reminder from the Coon Cat
This is a reminder to wash your hands thoroughly when handling turkey.
Yesterday, mom cooked a turkey and dressing. She cut up the liver and gave it to my brother and me. As greedy humans will do, she kept the rest for herself.
After hours in the kitchen, she went into her room to stare at this screen:
I started sniffing her hand. You know, the one on the mouse? I swear to the great Cat God that it smelled just like a turkey thigh hovering over that stupid pointer control. Just to make sure I wasn’t hallucinating, I started to lick it.
“That’s odd,” Mom said, seconds before I chomped on her knuckle.
She screamed, I bolted, watching from afar as she slathered her hands with grapefruit scented dish soap before washing thoroughly.
Typical human. She upset me and, as yet, has not apologized.
Typical humans 😱
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Poor little 20 pound coon cat. He’s so distraught he’s sleeping on his 1/3 of the desk. 🙂
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He’s such a generous soul 😄😄😄
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You poor kitty, I am sorry some humans are so thoughtless.
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Especially when they give the dogs more stuff. Not that cats will eat the skin and fat but…but a human is giving something to a DOG. 🙂
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Happy Thanksgiving, Coon Cat 😉
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He seems to have forgiven me–for the moment. 🙂
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Shocking!
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I suppose he took my offering of turkey liver cut into very small pieces as an apology. He seems quite content–for now. 🙂
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It’s always… for now. 😉
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If that giant kitty needs squeezin’, I volunteer.
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Thanks. I know from years of experience that he’d rather have food, and if he’s full he likes a warm human lap. 🙂
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The next cat I get will be a Maine Coon squeeze machine. I love da oversized snuggles.
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Hahaha, You should start writing public service announcements in all of your spare time! LOL
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Cats are such great muses.
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