Death by French Fries – A Haiku

October 25, 2015 by kayuk

Sharing lunch with Tom Von Kapherr of Cats at the Bar and Back Home in Bromont
in a Bromont, Quebec restaurant.
(How the heck does he stay so slim?)

Death by French Fries

By Kayuk

Oh, salty poison!
I cut back on chocolate
but die by French fries!

Category : food, haiku/tanka

Tags : chocolate, death, diet, food, french fries, haiku/tanka, humor, insanity, life, poem, poetry, satire

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20 thoughts on “Death by French Fries – A Haiku”

Laine Anne Jensen on October 25, 2015 at 2:42 am said:

That looks good, but I think you still need a little chocolate on the side 😉

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kayuk on October 25, 2015 at 3:43 am said:

Bwahahaha!! Yes, if I’m going to kill myself with food, I would much rather do it with chocolate than with French fries.

After all, chocolate goes so much better with coffee and tea than french fries do.

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moonskittles on October 25, 2015 at 3:57 am said:

Ha 🙂 such a fun read!! and… Bon Appetite!! 😀

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- kayuk on October 25, 2015 at 4:18 am said:
  
  Thanks for stopping by! Haiku are a blast to write – and often as quick to write as they are to read. I usually spend more time looking for an appropriate photograph.
  
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floridaborne on October 25, 2015 at 4:59 am said:

Good one! I cut back on the fries but chocolate is my nemesis. I’ll probably die with a chocolate bar in my hand. 🙂

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- kayuk on October 26, 2015 at 9:49 am said:
  
  I’ve been on a chocolate binge myself lately…alas, I have all the zits as evidence.
  
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  - floridaborne on October 26, 2015 at 11:02 am said:
    
    And you thought you were rid of the zits after the teen years. 🙂
    
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  - kayuk on October 26, 2015 at 11:07 am said:
    
    I guess it’s time for my second childhood.
    
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coffeegrounded on October 25, 2015 at 9:48 pm said:

LOL! Two of my favorite food ‘groups’. ☕️❤️

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- kayuk on October 26, 2015 at 9:51 am said:
  
  Mine too! There’s just something about mixing chocolate and salty fries (or chips).
  
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  - coffeegrounded on October 26, 2015 at 10:16 am said:
    
    That sweet and salty thing….like chocolate covered pretzels. ☕️❤️
    
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kayuk on October 26, 2015 at 10:40 am said:

Funny, I’ve never been a fan of pretzels…not even chocolate covered ones.

However, if they invented a chocolate covered potato chip…..

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cb on October 26, 2015 at 2:28 pm said:

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- kayuk on October 26, 2015 at 7:56 pm said:
  
  Thanks for stopping in and posting a sign! I love your Virgin Jesus post.
  
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Amanda Ricks on October 28, 2015 at 2:51 am said:

OOOh yea, death by any kind of forbidden food! LOL What a sick bunch we are! 🙂

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- kayuk on October 28, 2015 at 10:55 am said:
  
  Oh yeah! But french fries and chocolate are SPECIAL!
  
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  - Amanda Ricks on October 28, 2015 at 9:46 pm said:
    
    True. LOL
    
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Cats at the Bar and Tom on October 28, 2015 at 8:27 am said:

How do I stay so thin!? I get dragged around a cross country course in 95 degree heat. 😀

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- kayuk on October 28, 2015 at 10:56 am said:
  
  That’s no excuse! You were thin before I got you hooked on equestrian photography.
  
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  - Cats at the Bar and Tom on October 28, 2015 at 3:54 pm said:
    
    LOL, so true. 🙂
    
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