What the not-quite-right-mind thinks about
- Do cacti have a soul? If a couple of them die and they become ghosts, are they a prickly pair?
- Some people go to extreme measures for sexual gratification. Why did male circumcision really start? Was it because the desert sands mixing with smegma in the foreskin ruined his pleasure?
- I looked out from the desert toward the East this morning around 6am and saw 3 short lines reaching for the sky. The other 2 disappeared and the 3rd one kept going upward. My first thought was… I’m not the only one who’s out there. Unfortunately, there’s a difference between being spaced out and being out in space.
- If a dog farts and no one is there to smell it, does it really stink?
- I finally figured out what my sister’s cat is trying to say when he wails at the door…”me-out, me-out.”
- And for the final cut-d-grass, I was clearing out the people on twitter that I follow but who don’t follow me (need the room so I can follow others) & just about to push the button on @PhilTorcivia when I spotted this: …”I’m one relationship disaster away from a third cat.” I just HAD to write this to him: Was about 2 unfollow when I read ur 3rd cat comment. Laughed so hard! I’ve 4dogs,3cats &5th hubby(w/me 20 yrs) he had 40 cats (when we met).
Hope you enjoyed traveling through the not-quite-right-mind. Don’t buckle your seat belt on this trip. It won’t save you from the ghosts of cacti past.
The (more) normal 1/2 of Two On A Rant will be posting a short story series during the next 10 days. But I’ll be posting, too. Hey! 2 for the price of 1! Who knew?
I’ve been on Twitter almost 5 years–still haven’t figured how it works. Maybe that’s why I only have 21 followers, and am following 55? Lots of people say they are new followers, but the number never changes. Maybe they’re too easily bored? If that’s the case I don’t need them anyway. Merry charisma to you and I’m looking forward to a visit from the ghost of cactus future.
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Thanks. 🙂
If it weren’t for my friend Tom setting up the Twitter account for me, it would never have happened. I notice a lot of changes day to day in the number of followers. It’s like the Speedy Gonzales of social media. 🙂
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You’re absolutely right I certainly couldn’t unfollow someone who was one relationship disaster away from a 3rd cat! Twitter is such a blast at times.
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Twitter is like trying to jump on a train as it flash by at 200 miles per hour. It’s hard to get used to. It suck that I have to weed out some of the people who aren’t following me, but there were a lot of people following that I couldn’t follow with the limitations imposed by Twitter. Ugh.
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Yes, dear twitter and it’s odd and paradoxical limitations that so many of it’s users spend endless hours trying to circumvent anyway. Often I just sit by the rail side and just watch the train whiz by. Ugh indeed.
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OMG! Twitter aside, I cracked up reading this. Thankfully I didn’t have anything in my mouth at the time so I didn’t have to clean up a mess on my keyboard.
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Thanks. 🙂
You know how my mind works. 🙂
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