Where Do I Go?


brambles of the mind

Do you want to know how weird my dreams can get? 

God is cooking scrambled eggs on a gas stove.  A small speck of egg flies out of the pan, shooting through the hole between the next burner and rim.  It splats onto the back of a roach that’s hiding in the dark. Earth is a carbon electron on the back of a roach so stupid it runs out of the darkness and into the flame.  As a result, Earth is first destroyed by a giant meteor and several million years later is engulfed in flames.

Where do I go to get a new brain?