Clem-erick

March 17, 2015 by floridaborne

There once was a kitty named Clem,

with the brain of a light that was dim.

When he ate globs of sand,

he said, “That’s rather bland,”

I’d rather eat buckets of phlegm.

Category : cats, humor, poem

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20 thoughts on “Clem-erick”

jan on March 17, 2015 at 7:40 pm said:

Cute! Limerick and kitty.

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- floridaborne on March 17, 2015 at 8:20 pm said:
  
  Huge, too. 🙂
  
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coffeegrounded on March 17, 2015 at 9:46 pm said:

OMG! You’re on a roll. We have a dimly lit one over here. Actually, my husband and daughter think of him in that manner. I’m home with him all day. He’s absolutely precious. ( He’s my Tuxedo, Gilbert Grape.)

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- floridaborne on March 17, 2015 at 10:35 pm said:
  
  Compared to dogs, cats really aren’t that bright, just agile. 🙂
  
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  - coffeegrounded on March 17, 2015 at 10:47 pm said:
    
    It’s true, my Hannah has a built in GPS, alarm system and shortwave radio. The girl is amazing. 🙂
    
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Anne Theodore on March 17, 2015 at 10:15 pm said:

Cute and sick at the same time 🙂

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- floridaborne on March 17, 2015 at 10:37 pm said:
  
  Exactly what I was going for. Thanks. 🙂
  
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allthoughtswork on March 18, 2015 at 12:21 am said:

Clem’s Revenge Haiku

Clem just bides his time
The humans in this household
Suspect nothing…yet.

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- floridaborne on March 18, 2015 at 5:21 am said:
  
  LOL!
  He doesn’t care what I call him, as long as it has the word “dinner” in it. 🙂
  
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- floridaborne on March 18, 2015 at 5:47 am said:
  
  …forgot to mention. Cats at the Bar (catsatthebar.org) is having a haiku contest.
  
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Marc-André on March 18, 2015 at 10:29 am said:

Awwww such a cute photo :). Have you entered for tummy rub Tuesday yet? 😀

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- floridaborne on March 18, 2015 at 11:00 am said:
  
  No. This is a very recent picture taken solely by accident. He was sphinxing on the roadway and started to roll just as the camera decided to work. 🙂
  
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  - Marc-André on March 18, 2015 at 2:31 pm said:
    
    Haha. Well you could just enter this post. 🙂 I’ll happily link back ^^
    
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    - floridaborne on March 18, 2015 at 2:45 pm said:
      
      That’s kind of you. I’d appreciate the link. 🙂
      
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    - Marc-André on March 18, 2015 at 4:35 pm said:
      
      You are always welcome :). I have made a note to add this for TRT but just in case you may want to add it to the linky on yesterday’s post. My memory can be bad at times haha 😉
      
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pilch92 on March 24, 2015 at 9:25 am said:

Very cute kitty 🙂

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- floridaborne on March 24, 2015 at 9:30 am said:
  
  Thanks. 🙂
  
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Melinda de los Santos on May 16, 2015 at 12:16 am said:

Sometimes this kinda thinking is what saves lives! 😀

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- floridaborne on May 16, 2015 at 1:05 am said:
  
  Phlegm is green, too. Makes you wonder about green beer….
  
  Just sayin’ 🙂
  
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