Nothing makes you appreciate winter in Florida better than another March snowstorm in Canada with highs hovering around freezing.  

Nothing makes you appreciate summer in the Rocky Mountains better than walking out of the shower in Florida feeling as if you need a bath 10 minutes later.

It’s 3am again and a symphony of canine snores in C flat would B sharp if 4 dogs weren’t hogging my bed after pushing me out of it.  

They snore contentedly while I type out the winter of my discontent, insomnia buzzing around my head like a herd of hungry mosquitoes.


Nothing makes you appreciate sleep better than losing it. 

And I guarantee I’m losing it in more ways than one.