Fun with Humans (chapter infinity)
My stomach didn’t like dinner. Who cares? Obviously, my dogs care. They’d rather I just let it all out on the floor instead of in the toilet.
WOW! A treat? WHERE????
If you feel your own dinner coming up at the thought, it means you don’t own a dog. After a few years of watching what goes into and comes out of their bodies, you could be a nurse’s aide in a hospital full of possessed people awaiting exorcism and eat lunch without a problem.
Don’t let the cute face fool you
The other end is deadly.
I think my cats are learning bad habits from the dogs. Other Brother Coon Cat was sleeping on my desk yesterday afternoon. I kept hearing an animal pass gas. I thought it was the 82 pound Gentle Giant, as he is known for his loud and odiferous passings. I leaned over the desk to see if he was in the room, my nose near the Coon cat butt. That’s when the winds of truth hit me. How can such a small animal produce a gas that should be classified as hazardous waste?
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It was enough to make me wonder, “Where is a gas mask when you need one?”
hahaha nasty yup dogs will clean up many things.. except foot prints on a clean floor
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That about covers it. I’m trying to find a way to teach my dogs to use a broom, but they keep trying to eat the straw. 🙂
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my cat on occasion does the deed at night dogs wait till morning. I am glad we notice first. Because they would fight over the pile.
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I sure wish animals could clean up after themselves.
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I went into the laundry room, put the clothes in the dryer and walked back in the living room. In that 5 minutes, a dog found a paper bag and tore it to tiny pieces scattered all over. The melting chocolate brown eyes looked at me as if to say, “I didn’t do it.” They’re artists at making messes but scatter into hiding places when it’s time to clean.
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They are like my kids but with four legs.
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However, they potty train a lot easier. 🙂
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Yeah, hopefully my kids learn to get potty trained someday.
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grrrrrrrrrrrrrosss!
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Thanks. 🙂
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LOL- deep love and affection in a close-knit family has its consequences! 😀
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Hi, Melinda. Always glad to “see” you. 🙂
Our 4-footed companions teach us many things about love.
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My Rally certainly could empty a room. And Ted’s stomach could never take it. If Rally lost it, so did he. Double the pleasure, double the fun!
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I’d say that was double trouble for you. Having to clean up 2 loads of barf. Yuck.
Rally passed a few odiferous ones our way, too. But the worst came from my sister’s greyhound. He used to lay his head in my lap, look at me like I was a god, and let one loose. Sort of puts your head back on straight–right after you rush out the door for some air. 🙂
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