Monthly Archive: October, 2013

Behavioral Modification according to Dr. Dog.

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TIPS FOR TRAINING HUMANS: 1. This is the easiest trick to teach a human Humans need to feel valued. When a human says, “Good dog!” Wag your tail. Look into their eyes. Pretend… Continue reading

A Drilling Experience.

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Never try to eat when one side of your mouth is still numb.  Now I have to clean the drool off my favorite red t shirt.   Tooth number 10, eaten up by… Continue reading

A diversity of Wake Up Dogs and the great half aunt of sorrow

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Just when I thought it wasn’t possible: Yet another tool in the 5 dog alarm system guaranteed to wake the comatose. This isn’t the intentional “time to wake up” scenario such as the… Continue reading