Halloween Greetings
Things that get your house egged:
- Giving out fruit instead of candy
- Watching TV and ignoring the bass voice that says, “trick or treat.”
- Throwing 3 pennies into a bag full of candy.
Good outfit for Halloween:
I guarantee he’s counted every piece of candy.
What not to wear on Halloween:
Steal her candy and you’ll find pieces of that hat in the toe of your shoe
And for heaven’s sake DO NOT by any means, wear this in a Vegas bar.
There will be more to worry about in the morning than having your house egged.
Actually, if your out in a Vegas bar, pray you don’t wake up wearing this getup. That will not be a Happy Halloween.
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It helps not to tempt fate, or to wear an outfit like that with a fake moustache in the wrong bar.
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Also, I think giving out toothbrushes will certainly get your house egged.
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You’re correct. That’s a good one to avoid, too.
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