Halloween Greetings

Things that get your house egged:

  1. Giving out fruit instead of candy
  2. Watching TV and ignoring the bass voice that says,  “trick or treat.”
  3. Throwing 3 pennies into a bag full of candy.

Good outfit for Halloween:  


I guarantee he’s counted every piece of candy.


What not to wear on Halloween:


Steal her candy and you’ll find pieces of that hat in the toe of your shoe


And for heaven’s sake DO NOT by any means, wear this in a Vegas bar.  


There will be more to worry about in the morning than having your house egged.