Things that get your house egged: Giving out fruit instead of candy Watching TV and ignoring the bass voice that says, “trick or treat.” Throwing 3 pennies into a bag full of candy.… Continue reading
What? I’m a cat It’s my job I do it well. Just walk away lowly human fetch my treat.
Warranty, Night and Day you Torture Me. I’m wondering if the spirit of one of my ex-husbands (turned poltergeist) is inhabiting the laser printer from hell. I purchased an extended warranty for… Continue reading
I was looking at an Einstein quote Everyone is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it… Continue reading
Run! The Zombie Dogs are coming!!!! 2 more from the house of horrors looking for unsuspecting flesh… To lick.
The most fun I’ve had on Halloween: My 3rd husband was returning home and I was picking him up at the airport. It was the late 1980′s–years before the TSA invaded. I rolled… Continue reading
No, today I’m not going to be spilling bytes of virtual guts all over the blogosphere. Today I’m providing a visual of the Laser Printer from Hell topped by the other brother coon… Continue reading
20 pound coon cat and his other brother, coon cat. This is why 1/2 my desk is cleared off.
Welcome to dream world. Tonight we’re going to horror central. The perps in this addition don’t look like monsters. That’s the worst monster of all. In this dream I was visiting a friend… Continue reading
As I sip on a nutritional supplement at 1am, I contemplate the ways in which companies are trying to save money. I used to buy Scott Towels in a 10 pack. They… Continue reading