Today’s headache: Migraine with a dog chaser
What the white dog’s face looks like when I have a migraine.
Only swimmier
- Today’s headache: Migraine with a dog chaser.
- Yesterday’s headache: Migraine with a side of denial.
- The day before yesterday’s headache: Sinus with scattered migraine symptoms.
As I sit in an office chair so old the arms have been reinforced with duct tape, I ponder…
- Why is there amnesia about migraine symptoms? Shouldn’t I know by now that blurred vision and the inability to tolerate light from a 40 watt bulb are my first clues?
- Why would a migraine choose to plague me on a 4 day weekend? Is there no rest for people who are insufferably annoying?
- Why didn’t I take that migraine medication yesterday instead of waiting until I was craving the dark and so close to comatose I could be classified as a mushroom?
- Why do dogs act so strange when you’re listlessly languishing in the dark? The fat white dog refused to let me sleep, nuzzling my face or hands when I was drifting off. It was like she thought I was going to die or something. Or…maybe it’s just payback for refusing to give her that dog biscuit she was begging for earlier.
One day I might understand the mind of a dog. As for today, I just want my own mind back.
I think being like a dog you are just barking up the wrong tree.
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My dogs never bark up the wrong tree. They always know where there squirrel is located. 🙂
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Do they have a collar that allows them to speak about where the squirrel is to you?
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THe only time my doggies wear collars is when they go to the vet. It’s hard to miss where the squirrel is when 5 dogs are all looking up and barking at the same tree.
I’m glad the headache has subsided enough to allow me to do work, tolerate light, and be my annoying self once again..
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I think you need to go back to being annoyed by me too.
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When was I ever annoyed at a like-mind?
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Always? Is that the right answer?
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A truly annoying person doesn’t have to ask if it is the right answer. 🙂
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A truly annoying person asks over and over again. Is that the right answer?
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It looks like we bitterly disagree about what is and is not annoying.
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Which makes us both bitter and that was my aim.
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Oh, young one, you are about 3 decades too late. 🙂
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It’s never too late to be bitter. Or to have someone else make you bitter.
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You can love to be bitter Or bitter to be loved But never will you reach the heights That I have reached: To be insufferably annoying. 🙂
Go back, young one. Find the bitter core inside And try again.
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No matter how young I am, I will never give up the bitter fight. After I get up from the couch.
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That photo reminds me of what I see without my glasses. I kept waiting for it to focus. I had a friend in Canada who had migranes. Her clue was all the lovely rainbows around all the lights. Hope your head feels better soon.
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It improved enough to write this short blog.
But I’m still in a fog
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