3am wake up claw
Yes, it’s that time of the morning when the kitty fur fills my nostrils as I pet a cat hell bent on clawing my neck into hamburger. I stumble down that treacherous path… Continue reading
Yes, it’s that time of the morning when the kitty fur fills my nostrils as I pet a cat hell bent on clawing my neck into hamburger. I stumble down that treacherous path… Continue reading
Ever wake up after having exactly the same dream of massive destruction–twice in a row–feeling like you’ve run a marathon? This morning between 5 and 9 that particular form of double jeopardy was… Continue reading
In my teens and 20’s, people would remark on my incredible ability to say the worst possible thing at the worst possible time. I couldn’t refute the obvious, so my comment about it… Continue reading
One day I’m going to sleep past 3am. Today’s wake up call is compliments of kitty claws kneading a very unhappy neck. He purrs so cute–an endearing quality best enjoyed while breathing. The… Continue reading
This is your brain on anxiety. Or Benedryl and Ibuprofen. Is there a difference? I woke up with that crazy, irrational, disturbing feeling–the one where Earth is in impending doom and you’re… Continue reading
Nice to have an answer to the following questions, “Why can’t I sleep?” “Why the hell should I win the crab cake of the year award for being the most infuriatingly annoying bitch… Continue reading
I’ve figured out what the problem is with this country. We have a strong foundation called the Constitution, but over the past 200 plus years our elected officials have dumped a dung heap… Continue reading
Ever have one of those dreams where you’re standing at a table with Obama, Holder, and Obama junior yelling, “Mr. President, you have to stop killing this country! Now!” and that’s when you… Continue reading
4:46 am. My human turned on her side. She must be restless. I’ll breathe in her face to help her sleep. Why is she asking if the toilet overflowed? 5:05am. My human… Continue reading
More on (or moron) changes that have happened since my birth. Tonight’s treat is… EDUCATION: Then: There was no such thing as a learning disability. I was in 1st grade when Rhoda… Continue reading